11 things worthy of my attention
Some folks find it “entertaining” acquiring attention from their peers, “asking for it” even “begging for it”. I know I hate many attitudes but acting immature due to a lack of self respect and maturity is right on top of the list and so is the need for others “praise” something despicable. These are the 11 things that I would admire enough to praise and give a person MY attention (and, ha- respect).
- Pinching Hugh Jackmans’ ass and getting away with it!!
- Getting the popes hat and putting it on while all eyes are upon you during mass.
- Winning the presidential race and resigning augmenting “it being a boring ass job”.
- Flashing an important political or monarchal figure.
- Bitch-slapping Ana Gabriela Guevara, and running so fast that bitch can’t catch up
- In a family members wedding, during the “speech” saying inappropriate things such as: “I never thought my sister would find a guy that would want to voluntarily screw her"
- Getting caught having sex on a historical statute.
- Going very high to work, with everyone thinking “hmm, that’s not normal behavior” but being powerful enough that no one can do anything about it.
- Flipping over a car and surviving it –not killing anyone else in the process-, and even laughing about it –extra points if it’s a luxurious car-.
- Never being accused of being a “bad-load”.
- Never going to classes and getting a better GPA than people who do go.
