Le grand show.... le grand pineapple...

Don't we look like a wonderful and happy team?? Don't cha think?? are you sure... well that's a pineapple.... yeah bitches I soooooo bluffed you all. DON'T BE NIEVE!!

Yes the biggest pineapple of all times..... it all started exactly a week ago, day when the college Rally Expresión en corto began. You see I was under false pretenses.... I though I went to GUANAJUATO to work with "semi professionals" knowing nothing about production, but it all became quite disappointing when people let personal differences interfere with the goal of making a short film in 48 hours.

It all started on the wrong foot when "the boyz", didn't think it was fair for them to wake up early (as we hadn't slept at all).

Then things got really shitty when they bitched all day long..... food, sleep, and shit, ugh I never had to put up with such woses. (and God knows I've known my share) But I didn't give in, hahaha that was the best part. Aside from that, we ended up partying... thank god I met some folks who weren't panties in a bunch like our "director", whom argued "us" being a team that consisted of a table with varios legs.... hahaha since he gave a rats ass what was going on with us, this is the table we imagine he was refering to:
He's the only member of the team... beacuse everyone else "is useless". hahaha.... but we had out revenge, yes folks, we couldn't just bear with the "bulllshiaaat"..... so here goes in a couple of scenes:
1.. the plan....

2. making it happen:

3. made it happen:













4. screw 'em all, and hell we even made new friends:

5. Le grande finale. CUT:





And finally I would really like to thank those who truly made it possible..... Gaby for accidentally coming up with the plan and being convincing, Francis for hiding and thinking it over and aplying the term "piña", the boys: Saul and Chrsitian for suporting us and distracting eveyone while Franz hid.

I have no excuse....

I know I know.... I've been an irresponsible-unforgivable person lately, I haven't updated this thing in almost 2 months. But I haven't been on vacation, therefore can I be forgotten?

But I swear..... I've been hella's busy.... and I promise I will write of my life experiences and learnings once I'm done with this short story for a rally. Wish me luck. And to all of my friends..... sorry I have been a lousy abandoner (how very bitchy of me).

PD... Yeah, my campaign LOST I will tell you all about it later, damn it... but it wasn't my fault I was a wonderful adviser and I was right.... like George Stephanopoulos and Dick Morris with Clinton in the good old days.

Living in Raccoon City

I have always suspected that living here was dangerous to my health. But up until Friday it was made official, there is a “terrible” “catastrophic” and “deadly” swine flu going around. Due to this: clubs, bars, private parties etc have been canceled, restaurants are closed, and so are movie theaters, schools sports events and concerts. I believe that these are drastic measures that occur in 3rd world countries –like mine- with governments that don’t know how to get a grip on things. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THIS, but since our govenrments are slow, they decided to wait it out!!!

Even the measures that people are taking are mediocre, they don’t even know how to wear their masks, and they are still eating on carts in the streets, I laugh a lot when I go out. I feel like the characters in Resident Evil, everyone is paranoid you can’t even sneeze without people wanting to throw themselves to the ground –as if I had a gun-. I’m not going to be feeding the collective hysterical exaggeration I’m living in. I believe that if people would stop automating and start going to the doctor this wouldn’t spread.

People are starting to suspect of infection their friends and themselves; that’s just downright sad and pathetic; they might as well kill their friends and families and just start biting eachother. And might I clear the air, people are dying, but that’s just because they decide to go to the hospital when they can’t breathe, this resulting in lung failure. You should’ve all just vaccinated when you had a chance, but now you worry!

“Don’t worry I’m infected but I'm not contagious”- Alice

YazzZzz a Machiavellian who is constantly scheming

I have been on spring break in a land far far away, therefore I wasn’t able to write in my blog –yes, I know I’m always justifying my irresponsibility-

I went to this pseudo-virgin beach in a state located very south in Mexico, Oaxaca I was inn island that goes by the name of Chacahua; there’s barely electricity and running water, so you can get my drift.

It was an interesting trip, but, hell I’m a city gall, that likes the commodities of civilization I can’t help it; no one can blame me. I was planning on rockin’ it and I sure as hell did that “Rum, line after line”. But still I came to the next conclusions:

1. I love the big cities, were things aren’t monotonous.
2. Hell, don’t get me wrong I love nature, the nightlights, creeks, lakes, woods; and all that mumbo jumbo, it just doesn’t fill me anymore. I can attribute that to the fact that I lived in the middle of all that for about 11 years, so it no longer surprises me.
3. I believe that vacations are for resting, not for walking miles for rum and cigarrets –hahaha-.

Ok after that intro, I have to continue with the subject I had mentioned the last time. To refresh some memories: In politics, if no one betrays you; you’re not doing good politics. I promise I will never forget this phrase in my pragmatic career.

You see I believe that if you are doing things right, that usually makes some people upset and even envious; those two factors are one of the many sources of treason. They want to jump you, and smile down upon you. I learned that from one of my friends ex-girlfriends who was betrayed by her best friend for a bunch of crumbs of power, which neither did him or her obtain…. That’s a great life lesson.

Now you get why I learn more from everyday life than from a bunch of Marxists books –I’m more frustrated than ever in my terminal option, things are getting worse before they get better-.

ROCKANDROLLA- movie

A long time ago when I had my 2MB connexion I downloaded a ton of movies.... one of them was ROCKANDROLLA, yeah you know that Guy Richie flick. I must admit I didn't really like Snatch that much, and I'm not fond of Guy, but I enjoyed this movie. It has a great scenry, good actors, a wonderful script... but above everything else, it's got some ass kicking phrases, or as I like to call them, LIFE MOTTOS! haha


The intro, after the credits there's the phrase:
"People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drugs, drums, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot".

Ok the other scene I loved, and not because of the mottos, but because of the direction.... would be the dance scene with Gerard Butler & Thandie Newton. The song which goes perfectly is by Flash & The Plan, and it's called: Waiting for a train.

And last but not least, and for that reason no less importaint; is my favorite part of the whole movie. Why? The answer is quite simple, because one day, I hope not very far away I wish I get the chance to slap someone silly, with a good old fashioned Archie Slap:

hahaha: "There's no need for strong violence".

A long year in deed!!

2008.... was a year full of a lot of things.... new findings, resignations, fun, a little bit of everything. As I rang in 09 with some cuba libres ,Osvaldinho, his family and my sister I realized I wasted some of my time in things that I shouldn't have, or that weren't worthwhile. Therefore, I'm not going to make a new years resolution about "quitting smoking, loosing weight, stop procrastinating", I'm going to make one that will help me a whole lot more in the future.

My new year resolution will consist of not wasting my time, I will be a whole lot productive; there's nothing worse than throwing away my time, and life for that matter. I learned right up till the end that I had abandoned good people, people who are worth it, and I had focused my attention to a certain person that will never be, a person not willing to make a choice, therefore I made it for him.


I'm going to do all the things that I should have done2 years ago. And that's about it folks. I wish that everyone has a wonderful 09, I wish that the best of 08 is the worse of 08 (just like a good friend told me on new years eve).

This starts now..... c-ya!!!

I have been a bad person...

Finally.... 5th semester, alias hell is over with.... not a lot went on.... but it sucked in general. The teachers were really mediocre as were the subjects. But I have big expectations for the next semester, yes folks, 6th semester..... the semester when I no longer study subjects I don't care, such as journalism genre, projects workshop. Finally next semester will be when I'll learn how to make political campaigns, and how to make my politician look good, media training, etc. i just hope it's not another disappointment.
I'm sorry I didn't write in quite a while, it's just, since I very oftenly didn't go to class, I had to put in extra effort durring finnals (study, shoot a video, write killer essays, investigate, etc). On the other hand, I really want to resign at work, anyone's got any sugestions? I feel as if I'm not going anywhere in work!! I'm starting to suffer from "kill the boss" sindrome! haha.

Ugh, this week the heater broke hahha so I have had to take cold showers all week, I don't wish that for anyone! I think I might die from a heart attack soon. Next week I'm going to have a Christmas dinner with folks at my college, who would have though? To my defence, things have been a but better with my college classmates. On the other hand, I wish I could have organized a dinner with my true friend , my highschool buddies, but oh well... next year I promise.

This is going to be a killer winter break, I get to catch up on my reading, Zamorano lent me a book thats called "the Antiamerican Obssesion", and I'm quite curious to read it, and also I must read "The new machiveliean handbook".

Thank God I'm Atheous -WOODY ALLEN

I love that phrase, such an irony! haha.

O well, today I went to church (yes people, sometimes a go to church, mostly against my will). In this occasion I had to go to the one year anniversary of the death of my favorite aunt. But that's not the case. Every time I go, I usually look around, and analyze everything, from the people, to what the priest says, to the church its self. I find everything sooo interesting, the phrases that are said in mass, such as: "God pity us" are matter of a semiotic study.
Hey, don't get me wrong, I used to be a good catholic girl, hell I was even a altar girl, I even went to Sunday School until I was like 13, OK, so most of the time I didn't enter the classroom, I sort of stayed in the hallways sleeping, but that doesn't count. And I respect all religions, I just find it fascinating to analyze the people that attend mass, and all the things the priest says.
I noticed somethings that I can add to the list of things that I disgust about my parents, a part from the fact that they are obsessed with church, specially my mother... I hate the fact that they give money to maintain the organization. Did you know that the State that receives the highest profits annually is the VATICAN!
Catholicism isn't what disgusts me, I just hate the catholic organization, per sei. After everything that the church has done in the name of God during the years, how can they actually think that all is forgotten. But o well, I guess mos human beings have to believe in something, even if it's corrupt. Who am I to judge, but a simple mortal.

People praise and thank god, so god won't crush the like bugs -Dr Gregory House

Lovin' it

Sorry I had to use a McDonald's copy, it's just I must express my complete satisfaction for these wonderful vacations. Why? Well I'll tell you why, I'll even make a list of the reasons why I'm enjyoing my summer vacations:

1. I don't have to put up with people I dislike, on the contrary to when I'm at school, and I have to talk and even wave at people I can't stand. And people that generally can't stand me, hahaha
   
2. Yes, I get to wake up at whatever hour, I can also stay up late watching all those movies I can't watch when I have class.
   
3. I go out with my friends more often, since I don't have to spend my money on school supplies, copies, books and so on, I GET TO DESTINE MORE MONEY TO: partying, drinking, clubbin', etc.
4. I don't have to go to work!
   
5. I get to just leave my crib, whenever I want to, without worrying about homework.
   
6. Every day is a new adventure.

And that's just a part of the list of the many perks of these summer vacations!! I hope everyone is enjoying there freetime as much as me..

Summer has officially begun

Ok, so I won’t be donating anymore blood, it totally ruined my weekend, and of course I forgot to take my pill, so my blood pleasure plunged, it was quite uncomfortable I felt really distraught in the middle of a party. I swear that won’t be happening ever again, I will never ever donate blood, or forget to take my pill before a “reunion”. The party wasn’t all that great, a “good friend” of mine lost it and stared behaving quite inappropriately, I think I won’t be partying with him any time soon. But on the other hand, thank god I won’t have to put up with crappy people for approximately 43 days. Huraaahh for me…

Well ok, I do have to put up with my bitch sister, but that’s the least of my concerns, there’s a possible solution for that. I’m quite exited, this Saturday I’m going to have the time of my life, for more than 24 hours I shall paaartaaayyyy with those faithful friends, you know the ones that never let me down.

Becoming a communication major is one semester closer…

Yes, that’s right dear bloggers… soon enough I shall end this major in about give or take 2 more years. Throughout almost 2 years… I have realized a few things about college… many people cheat… hell yeah… there are those who don’t study and copy in exams, others who make up the research answers to the polls, those who don’t read crap and download summaries, those who pay others to write essays for them, others who download everything off line and don’t change a single word, those use bring cheat sheets on exams, others who make up answers for interviews. There’s a bit of everything, really… what? You don’t believe me??

It’s quite funny; I haven’t yet run into someone who hasn’t done any of the things above, me included. So here comes the hardest question of all… Is college a fraud? Well, hope not, because in that case why the hell am I studying?

The other day I laughed my ass off… as it turns out, most of the teachers that impart journalism genre II, at the end of the semester assign a journalistic report, in my case I had to do a radio report, it was quite painstaking, but me and Cora went thought with it, with honors, we didn’t make up a single fact.

At 8PM before turning in my project, I receive a phone call from a friend asking me for names of people who own a club, I gave him a couple and he said “thanks and by the way I included and fake interview with you, because I didn’t want to go through with it.

I laughed, but that wasn’t enough… when I get in the classroom the next day to turn in my project.. I hear, to my disgrace, actually to the frauds disgrace “damn, what if the teacher notices that we made up the interviews?”. I really couldn’t help myself, I laughed harder (mainly because I hate the girl who was bullshitting). Later on the cynic, asked me “did you guys make up interviews?”, me, all proper and quite annoyed answered “Hell no, what is wrong with you?”

Ok, I was a bit of a hypocrite, because in the last report I had to turn in, I sort of made up 2 interviews (and I didn’t make the up per sei, since people sort of said the same things just in a different space and time) … but hell I don’t want to be a journalist, and it was late, and no one would answer me… so I didn’t have another choice, but IT WASN’T THE FINAL!!

“On trips you find out who your real friends are”

As It turns out; I had a wonderful time in Verac ruz. Ok, I drank tons, hahaha maybe the whole Alcohol Industry in Veracruz, o well, it was a challenge that I was obligated to complete. Though, I wasn’t really that optimistic about the whole journey, I kind of thought that I would just lose it… but I didn’t, I had a lot of self control, which why I’m pleased with myself, I proved that I could enclose a bit of self control.

I acted quite responsibly, I didn’t swim or go to the beach in an inconvenient estate (thought a couple of my roommates did). Now, the matter in question, the phrase “on trips you find out who your real friends are” is totally true, on trips, journeys, adventures, you get to see what people are really about, I got to confirm my suspiciouns about a certain “click of friends”. I realized that not only where they full of shit, and stupid, but they are also a group of voluble little fucks. I’m glad, I never really considered them my “friends”, so I’m not really that disappointed, thought it’s not always good to be right about people, in this case I was.

On the other hand, I had the opportunity to subsist with a few nice folks, who aren’t running around with bullshit, and of course, of those who really know how to party, hahaha, that makes me quite cheerful, optimistic with high spirits. Could it be, I just haven’t had much luck with folks at college? Could it be, there are more normal, polite, pleasant people than I thought?

Great Break...

What a marvelous “spring break” weekend vacation, it’s exactly what the doctor ordered (haha, no, not really, it’s more like what the doctor didn’t order), but any how... I really got to catch up with those unconditional friends, that I have missed a lot these last couple of months. I didn’t lose my touch this week at any party, just like a good friend says: “I really bought it all”. I must confess, I had been losing that “yazz party style” lately, I don’t know what came over me, and what the cause could be, but o well, I got my thaaang back!!
Uff, on Friday we totally specked out, we played Wii for more tan 8 hours, drank tons of beer, ate, and of course: watched, none other than Episode III of Star Wars. We totally bought back those high school memories. It’s just what I needed, to remember how amazing my true friends are, and not like the “tight” college community (of course there’s exceptions, but in the most part, college classmates suck) and that’s all I’m going to say about that, I tend to go on and on. On the other hand, next week will solely be dedicated to those loyal and trustworthy friends, so everyone else can just go screw themselves hahaha. Finally Cheko’s big 20 has arrived, we are going to go off the hook at his club party, and so will Chucho’s partaaay… great moments approach, I can feel it, and it feels good to back off the “college” surroundings for a while, I gained control again, and I’m quite proud of something that went down later this week, I can honestly say… it sucks, but I can deal, though it hurts like a stinging cut. Until next time, fellow bloggers. Have an ass kicking week.