ATTENTION: ATTENTION SEEKERS!!

11 things worthy of my attention

Some folks find it “entertaining” acquiring attention from their peers, “asking for it” even “begging for it”. I know I hate many attitudes but acting immature due to a lack of self respect and maturity is right on top of the list and so is the need for others “praise” something despicable. These are the 11 things that I would admire enough to praise and give a person MY attention (and, ha- respect).

1. Pinching Hugh Jackmans’ ass and getting away with it!!
2. Getting the popes hat and putting it on while all eyes are upon you during mass.
3. Winning the presidential race and resigning augmenting “it being a boring ass job”.
4. Flashing an important political or monarchal figure.
5. Bitch-slapping Ana Gabriela Guevara, and running so fast that bitch can’t catch up
6. In a family members wedding, during the “speech” saying inappropriate things such as: “I never thought my sister would find a guy that would want to voluntarily screw her"
7. Getting caught having sex on a historical statute.
8. Going very high to work, with everyone thinking “hmm, that’s not normal behavior” but being powerful enough that no one can do anything about it.
9. Flipping over a car and surviving it –not killing anyone else in the process-, and even laughing about it –extra points if it’s a luxurious car-.
10. Never being accused of being a “bad-load”.
11. Never going to classes and getting a better GPA than people who do go.